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(i still) LIVE at my Parents' House

by Fuzzy Slippers

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1.
let's all watch a fucking sitcom let's all nuke some mac n cheese we can make an indentation in the sofa let's all go get heart disease let's all revive the economy let's all buy stuff we don't need we can build a mall on top of anything till then we can just shop on QVC who cares what happens to the earth four hundred years from now we'll be long dead anyhow why should we waste our time making the world a better place it's no fun to save the human race let's invade someone else's country let's all drive big SUVs we can start a fire in the forest bring mother nature to her goddamn knees let's all bring forth the apocalypse let's take the time to make ice nine then at least there'd be no mud come on let's do it for the misremembered good old days let's all let the streets run red with blood who cares what happens to the earth four hundred years from now we'll be long dead anyhow why should we waste our time making the world a better place it's no fun to save the human race it's no fun to save the human race yee haw!
2.
Feel Sick 02:47
you make me feel sick to my stomach like i ate a ton of butterflies and they all want me to vomit cause then they'd all be free albeit covered in whatever's inside of me you make me feel sick in a good way this is kind of gross for a love song and probably kind of gross for most other types of songs now that i think of it saying you make me sick well that might be less than flattering When i am with you i feel like i am gonna die like any sort of nervous twitch could steer me right into a big semi and lying face down in a ditch i'd think "oh god why" in fact i wish i had cause then i would get to fly away and up to heaven where i could eventually spend all of eternity with you and i swear that wasn't an insult you make me feel sick you make me feel sick you make me feel sick in the best way
3.
Dad was watching football i was wishing we had a second tv and thinking i'd never feel that way about damn near anything so i would root for the bad guys and hope that your QB got injured i just wanted to watch cartoons you just wanted me to be more like my sister behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight studied up on dragon ball but never got the kaioken quite right witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath why risk physical injury when passive aggression's never failed me yet shipped off to build character or at least one he'd prefer the other indoor kids weren't much support with the big kids hunting me for sport soon i'm knocked down by some tough guy so i cough up dirt and curl knuckle next time i try to hit below the belt i'll focus on avoiding the buckle icing my hand at first aid when they make the call tell my parents that i broke it playing football behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight watched yu yu hakusho but never got the spirit gun quite right witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath why risk physical injury when passive aggression's never failed me yet rubbing that in never put the remote in my hands maybe if i told the truth i could have guilted my way into karate lessons then i wouldn't have to stoop so low as to ever need to use my words again but in the end it was simpler to just sigh a lot louder and write angry songs instead behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight even tried sailor moon but never found a skirt that felt quite right witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath why risk physical injury when passive aggressions never failed me why risk injury when passive aggressions never failed me why risk injury when you know its never failed me yet
4.
the rocks stuck in my shoes don't bother me so much they can pinch a toe or two but they can't seem to touch my soul my girl's in the crowd hurling boos and hisses but i will take the hits if you would take my misses please i can't always say just what it is that i mean but i'm thinking that maybe it could be nice if i could somehow just get a grip on things but then again i guess it's just a lesser vice now there's blood in my shoes but that might be okay i'd rather shoe away these blues for which my genes might be to blame i know the wards by heart and sing when i'm permitted cause practice makes for slightly better art and it helps if you're committed it's true i dictate the notes they take this parliament of scowls these quacks squawk at each mistake, but i don't understand the fouls i can't always say just what it is that i mean but i'm thinking that maybe it could be nice if i could somehow just get a grip on things but then again i guess it's just a lesser vice
5.
i ran the red light after coming to a complete stop i guess i thought it changed i was distracted by the cop he pulled up in the lane beside me and we locked eyes so much for that left turn that his signal signified every time those guys show up its all cuffs and broken jaws but man if not for the police i swear i'd never break the law heading south down west street i caught sight of boys in blue so instinct took me north and i fell hard into some dude his wallet hit the ground and as i tried to hand it back the fuzz showed up again and nearly beat me half to death every time those guys show up its all cuffs and broken jaws but man if not for the police i swear i'd never break the law there were beatings and more ER trips and i grew real fond of morphine drips and so i started stealing cars i expect to be indefinitely behind bars every time those guys show up its all cuffs and broken jaws but man if not for the police i swear i'd never break the law i'd never break the law i swear i'd never
6.
Pigeons 02:48
when they start to drop the bombs and no one's left to listen to my songs i might not feel compelled to practice my art but i'll still feed the pigeons in the park when the mutant hordes rise up in the streets and they loot pet stores solely for their meats when mankind decides to leave its final mark i'll still feed the pigeons in the park i'll survey the land with shotgun in hand and take down the freaks and mad max wannabes when people decide they don't wanna be people anymore well i will just try to make sure that those birds can still feel secure and so on judgement day whether or not there's any actual hell to pay i'm not going anywhere i refuse to part someone's gotta feed the pigeons in the park if it turns out that we're the ones not him but like father like son we incompetent gods we say "let there be dark" then my hands will guide me to the park even if the world ends with friends eating friends barring cardiac arrest i will keep trying my best to still give a damn about something and live like just like a king on park bench throne my flock under wing
7.
Scirocco 04:52
oh sure its perfectly picturesque like something Norman Rockwell might have tried to address but i mean like if he hadn't been so decidedly American perhaps i'm lacking in sentiment but is this pretty picture worth the sense you lose from grinding days away earning nothing but warm regard for pay but no you'd have to be made of ice to not wanna live this way and every spring the desert breeze arrives drives the women mad and kills off all the olive flies already i've had my fill of dry heat and sand come fall we will pick fruit but for now we will harvest wind it's too hot to move so i lie face down on the floor just for fun i might pack my bags knowing full well i'd never make it out the door and the breeze it creeps in like death i draw defiant breath feeling how worms must feel shipwrecked on hot cement hoping for the rain to come and wash away the sand i so resent and every spring the desert breeze arrives drives the women mad and kills off all the olive flies already i've had my fill of dry heat and sand come fall we will pick fruit but for now we will harvest wind and i know the post cards tell a different tale another island paradise meanwhile cruise lines set record sales and i'd be leaving hear today if i didn't think the breeze would catch my sail and send me back before i made it out of the bay and every spring the desert breeze arrives drives the women mad and kills off all the olive flies already i've had my fill of dry heat and sand come fall we will pick fruit but for now we will harvest wind

about

Hey friend.

Thanks for listening.

We've been playing these songs for two years as a two-piece, yelling in kitchens and basements and 'multipurpose spaces' all around Philadelphia. In the time between recording this music and releasing it, we've gone electric and added a drummer (hey Nick!), so this album serves both as a work that we're very proud of and as evidence of our first stage as a band.

This album was recorded at Andrew's dad's house in Woodbury, New Jersey. We got some beer and cider and pizza and invited these people over and played the songs at them:

Mary Lou Fooder
Bill Rossi
Miki Tharp
Jenn Tharp
Brittany Phillips
Amber Fooder
Jake Purnell
Christian Strey
Ed Trout
Jim Laverty
Danny McGilloway
John Sooy
Diana Goetz
Nick Henderson

The Album was recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bern the Bastard. Photos by Nick Thomas (our drummer!). Front Cover design by Erik Villarante. Back Cover by Ryan Shello

Fuzzy Slippers was, at the time of this recording, Andrew Walsh (guitar, vocals) and Ryan Shello (bass, vocals)

Thanks again, friend. See you around.

credits

released January 25, 2019

Lyrics by Andrew Walsh
Music by Andrew Walsh and Ryan Shello
Recorded and Mixed by Bern the Bastard
Photos by Nick Thomas
Front Cover Design by Erik Villarante

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Fuzzy Slippers Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

two-piece anti-folk band that hopes to one day become a punk band.

sound is mostly fast and panicky.

subject matter is mostly dorky.

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