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Sent From My Phone

by Fuzzy Slippers

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Dad was watching football i was Wishing we had a second tv And thinking i'd never feel that way About damn near anything so i would Root for the bad guys and Hope that your QB got injured i just Wanted to watch cartoons you just Wanted me to be more like My sister Behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight Studied up on dragonball but never got the kaioken quite right Witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath Why risk physical injury when passive aggression's never failed me yet Shipped off to build character Or at least one he'd prefer The other indoor kids weren't much support With the big kids hunting me for sport soon i'm Knocked down by some tough guy so i Cough up dirt and curl knuckle Next time i try to hit below the belt I'll focus on avoidIng the buckle Icing my hands at first aid when they make the call Tell my parents that i broke it playing football Behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight Watched yu yu hakusho but never got the spirit gun quite right Witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath Why risk physical injury when passive aggression's never failed me Yet rubbing it in never put the remote in my hands Maybe if i told the truth i coulda guilted my way into karate lessons Then i wouldn't have to stoop so low as to ever need to use my words again But in the end, it was simpler to just sigh a lot louder and write angry songs instead Behold the fighting stance of those who never really learned to fight Even tried sailor moon, but never found a skirt that felt quite right Witness the awesome power of those who mostly mutter under breath Why risk physical injury when passive aggression's never failed me
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Scirocco 04:33
oh sure it's perfectly picturesque, like something norman rockwell might've tried to address, but i mean like if he hadn't been so decidedly american perhaps i'm lacking in sentiment but is this pretty picture worth the sense you lose from grinding days away, earning nothing but warm regard for pay, but no you'd have to be made of ice to not wanna live this way every spring, the desert breeze arrives, drives the women mad and kills off all the olive flies already i've had my fill of dry heat and sand, come fall we will pick fruit but for now we will harvest wind it's too hot to move, so i lie face down on the floor just for fun i might pack my bags, knowing full well i'd never make it out the door and the breeze it creeps in like death, i draw defiant breath, feeling how worms must feel, shipwrecked on hot cement hoping for the rain to come and wash away the sand i so resent (chorus) and i know the post cards tell a different tale another island paradise, meanwhile cruise lines set record sales and i'd be leaving here today if i didn't think the breeze would catch my sail and send me back before i made it out of the bay (chorus)
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I ran the redlight after coming to a complete stop I guess i thought it changed, i was distracted by the cop He pulled up in the lane beside me and we locked eyes So much for that left turn that his signal signified Everytime those guys show up It's all cuffs and broken jaws But man if not for the police I swear i'd never break the law Heading south down west street i caught sight of boys in blue So instinct took me north and i fell hard into some dude His wallet hit the ground and as i tried to hand it back The fuzz showed up again and nearly beat me half to death Everytime those guys show up It's all cuffs and broken jaws But man if not for the police I swear i'd never break the law There were beatings and more ER trips And i grew real fond of morphine drips So i started stealing cars I expect to be indefinitely behind bars Everytime those guys show up It's all cuffs and broken jaws But man if not for the police I swear i'd never break the law I'd never break the law I swear i'd never
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Pigeons 02:54
When they start to drop the bombs and no one's left to listen to my songs i might not feel compelled to practice my art but i'll still feed the pigeons in the park When the mutant hoards rise up in the streets and they loot pet stores solely for their meats when mankind decides to leave its final mark i'll still feed the pigeons in the park I'll survey the land, with shotgun in hand and take down the freaks, and mad max wannabes when people decide they don't wanna be people anymore well i will just try to make sure that those birds can still feel secure And so on judgement day whether or not there's any actual hell to pay i'm not going anywhere i refuse to part someones gotta feed the pigeons in the park if it turns out that we're the ones not him, but like father like son we incompetent gods, we say "let there be dark" then my hands will guide me to the park Even if the world ends with friends eating friends barring cardiac arrest i will keep trying my best to still give a damn about something and live life just like a king on park bench throne, my flock under wing

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released August 23, 2018

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Fuzzy Slippers Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

two-piece anti-folk band that hopes to one day become a punk band.

sound is mostly fast and panicky.

subject matter is mostly dorky.

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